Season 3 So Far...
Adventures In Babysitting:
Jack: That's a pretty incredible story, Howie. Why didn't
you call Metro PD?
Howie: I don't bring my cellphone with me when I take out
the garbage.
Jack: Even if what you're telling us is true. This is not
an FBI case.
Sue: It could be an FBI case since Howie is an FBI informant.
Jack: Signing to Sue...Don't encourage him.
Howie: What is Jack saying?
Sue: He says, we should go to the bar/restaurant
to look around for clues.
Jack: Darn the luck, too bad the bar is closed otherwise we would
be right in there.
Bobby: Leave it to Howie to come up with the perfect crime.
Myles: That's not true. In order to have a perfect crime, Howie
would have to be the victim.
Jack: At least there would have to be a victim or dead body. And
right now we have nothing except what Howie told Sue.
Tara: Jack, you really think Howie is making all this up?
Jack: Who knows. Maybe. It wouldn't be the first time. I mean, Howie
has been known to play with the truth.
Sue: Why would he do something like that?
Jack: Because he's lonely. He wants to hang out with you and us, his
FBI homies.
Sue: But what if Howie is telling the truth? We should help him.
Jack: Sue, even if we wanted to help Howie, there's nothing
we can do.
The Body Shop:
Jack: Thanks for the coffee.
Sue: I said it was fresh I didn't say it was any good.
Jack: What was I thinking?
Sue: It's not your fault that INS messed up and let Vladmir leave.
Jack: I know. It's just this whole case. You ever feel like you've
been giving too much? More than you deserve? I keep thinking that could have been me or anyone of us. But I was lucky. It's
like I hit the lottery or something. I get born in Wisconsin, with great parents, a solid start, and a great career.
Sue: And the question becomes what do you do with the ticket? You
can sit back and not worry about anyone else, but you don't. You care about people, and you want to help them. I think
this is your calling. If you let him, let God use you, so many people can benefit from your gift.
Jack: Maybe you're right. Thanks.
Myles: I already am a card carrying organ donor.
Sue: That's very noble of you, Myles.
Tara: Yeah. But also very scary. I mean, imagine someone with Myle's
heart.
Bobby: I wonder if they take the best parts of each of us and make
a cyber-Super FBI agent. I mean, they could start with my looks.
Tara: My brains, Sue's heart, sorry Myles.
Sue: Lucy's smile, Jack's eyes.
Jack: Thank you!
Sue: Did I mention Lucy's smile? And yes, you have lovely ears.
Skin Deep:
Jack: Those are five words I never thought I would hear you say,
Myles.
Bobby: Stand back everyone. He's going to blow any minute.
Jack: Joel said, the way to get a woman interested in you, is to
listen to her.
Sue: He's right. Wow. He's amazing. Smart, funny, charming
guy, and great attitude about life. He reminds of someone I know. Aren't you going to ask me who?
Jack: No. Well, I think I know who you mean.
Sue: Oh, you thought I was talking about you. No. I was talking
about Levi.
Bobby: Here comes a live one. And she's headed your way. If this
is her, I'd say the Hudson luck is still going strong.
Jack: Thanks. I'll try not to be so anxious. Oh, I've already seen
the sights. FBI. You need to come with us. She's on the move.
Joel: Letting him go to prison is too easy. He won't feel any pain.
Jack: Joel, you don't want to do this. Please give me the gun.
Tara: Jack, snipers are in position.
Jack: No, Tara. Call them off.
Jack: Joel, I'm asking you again not to do this. He's not worth
it. This isn't about him anymore. Forgiveness is about you. He's already taken enough. Don't let him take anything else
from you. Joel, he can't take away your spirit, your heart. You have too much to teach people. Like you taught me. Please
give me the gun.
Jack: Hey, you move an inch and I'll use this.
Bobby: Hands behind your head, let's go.
Joel: Turn around and see for yourself.
Jack: He thought of this himself. He is a man of his word.
Sue: He is at that. So what's the answer? What is a blonde and
has an I.Q. of 200?
Joel: Levi of course.
The New Mafia:
Tara: For starters, Jack makes a pretty mean loanshark.
Myles: Don't tell me you three have fallen for that low-rent lethargic
Piconi. I always thought you ladies were more intellectual than that.
Jack: He mopped the floor with you at Quantico, huh?
Myles: Hardly. What they fail to mention is that I
cleaned his clock in Encryption Decathlon.
Sue: How could anyone not trust, Jack? Look at that face.
Jack: Maybe. But you're not going to be there.
Sue: Excuse me?
Jack: You're not going to the party. It is way too dangerous.
Sue: Maybe I'll talk to D and see what he says. Because
I say, I'm going to be there. Rocko is going to be at the party too.
Jack: Look...I'm not saying you're not capable of doing this. There
are going to be lots of mob guys packing heat. It's too dangerous. Things could get bad real fast.
Sue: I've been undercover before. Dimitrius let me do this. If
there is any trouble, Jack and Tony will be there. And Dominic told Jack to bring a date. Tara, fills in a dress just fine. It
would be one more backup.
Tara: Thanks. I think so too. I mean, I will go with Jack to the
party as backup.
D: Since you all will be together at the party. And
we'll be in the van outside. I don't think it's that great of a risk, Jack.
Jack: What are you doing? You just cut me out of this operation.
Your spur of the moment instincts are going to get you killed one of these days.
Sue: Jack, did you hear?
Jack: Yeah. I heard. You've been walking a very fine line ever since you got here, Tony. If you want to put your life
in danger, that's fine. But when you start putting members of this squad at risk, it's not your business, it is also mine.
Sue: It's not like he made me go with him. I made the decision
to go. It's a good thing I did.
Jack: I don't care what you got. Actions like that will get
you killed. Then we'll see how valuable you are.
Jack: I think you're dangerous. You risked the life of a member
of this squad, someone we all care about. It's going to take a while to forget that. Someone is going to investigate Rocko's
car blowing up. Remarkable timing wouldn't you say. Right. See you around, Tony.
Sue: You're good, Tony. You fooled me. I don't date married
men or liars.
Jack: Hey. What's up? (Jack has just finished jogging at night)
Sue: We were just in the neighborhood. Jack, you were right about
Tony. I was wrong. I'm sorry I sided with him instead of you. So do we need to talk about this more or is it enough?
Jack: It's good enough for me. Unless you want to talk about it?
Sue: No. Not really. Unless you want to talk about it?
Jack: No. You hungry?
Sue: Starved. Pizza?
Jack: Perfect. (Talking to Levi...How did she know I wanted pizza?
What did he say?
Sue: I am back.
The Actor:
Jack: I think what we have here is a failure to communicate.
Good idea. Better keep your drool in check.
Lucy: If Adam stays in the bullpen with me, I can tell anything
he wants to know about the FBI.
Jack: Yeah. That's a good idea. He won't be able to whine when
we tell him he can't turn the siren on.
D: He is assigned to shadow you.
Jack: Oh no. Come on, D.
D: There's nothing I can do. It comes from a pay grade higher than
me.
Sue: Maybe you can learn something from him.
Myles: Fasten your seatbelts, boys. It's going to be a bumpy ride.
Jack: Sometimes we get information from technology, from satellites,
and sometimes from a Howie. He's like the uncle everyone knows but doesn't like to talk about.
Adam: How about I take you all out to dinner?
Jack: Got to eat somewhere.
Myles: Do you suppose the ladies even know we're not at the table
anymore?
Jack: I'm starting to realize how the "Invisible Man" feels like
on a day-to-day basis. And it's not good.
Jack: Where are Tara and Lucy when you need them?
Sue: You are going to tell the guys to keep what happened to themselves
right?
Jack: Hey, I said I would, didn't I? Whether or not they keep it
to themselves is out of my control.
Adam: Are you saying I have to leave?
Jack: That's what I'm saying.
Planes, Trains, Automobiles (Part 2):
Jack: What? He get lost looking for the exit? Tara, don't you have urgent business to attend to? What's next? People
Magazine going to follow us around.
Jack: I think our founding fathers rolled over on their graves on 9-11-01. D. Do we have to put up with this? Look you
are here to observe, so why don't you just pretend you are on one of your movie sets except this time your character doesn't
have any lines.
Tara: Stanley, you're back from Chicago. This is Adam Kinsley. Stanley and I worked together on a case.
Stanley: Yeah. I didn't know it was your task force until I was debriefed upstairs. I know who he is.
Jack: Now here's a guy you should talk to. Stanley works for the NSA and he helped us prevent a terrorist strike on five
office buildings. How many personal rights did we violate on that case?
Stanley: Is that a trick question?
Jack: It's called terrorist chic. Have the minimalist furniture so they can kill hordes of innocent lives.
D: I suppose you have a flight simulator in your living room?
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