Chapter 8: A Whole New Myles

Chapter 8: A Whole New Myles

A few days later, meeting in the conference room

Jack: I have the perfect candidate to play the role of the porn star. (smile and laughs)

Bobby: Who do you have in mind? (smile and laughs)

D: Do we get a vote this time around? (smile and laughs)

Jack: Myles, how do you feel about dressing in drag? (smile and laughs)

Myles: You’ve got to be kidding. There is no way on earth I’m doing this Jack. Not even if you bribe me with a million dollars. (stunned)

Bobby: Now wait a minute. This could work. Giuseppe will never suspect a thing. He’ll be taken in by your mystic beauty Myles. (smile and laughs)

D: It does have a certain ring to it. (smile and laughs)

Myles: Hello, I am a red-blooded American male. Therefore I can never pull this off. So, Jack you must be out of your mind to consider this wacky plan. (laughs)

Jack: Think about Myles. You could have your 15 minutes of fame and break open a huge underage prostitution and child pornography ring. Now doesn’t that make you feel good about going undercover? You have the opportunity to save countless young innocent children from the likes of Giuseppe and his disgusting clientele. (smile)

D: Jack’s right. You only have to pretend to be “pretty woman” for a few minutes. Then we move in for the kill. (smile)

Myles: I can’t believe I’m saying this. But okay. This one is for the children. Now I need to find the perfect outfit in order to turn Giuseppe’s head.

Bobby: I think you’ll make an impact on him with just your smile and sense of humor. (smile and laughs)

Back at the bullpen, after the ladies went to dinner

Look out world. Gone is the sleek Italian suit replace with a long column snake print dress with silver sequin scoop neckline with invisible back zipper, and open toe sandals with matching rhinestone buckle on ankle strap. To draw attention to his best features Myles wears the ultimate wonder bra and fake eyelashes, tons of makeup, wash-off cobra snake tattoo on his forearm, and plenty of extra padding. Long layer brown wig emphasize his flamboyant outfit to its full advantage.

Bobby: What’s taking so long pretty boy? (smile and laughs)

Myles grunts: I give, and I give, until I can give no more, and they take potshots at me.

Jack: You about ready in there “Marianne”? We don’t have all day. The operation just might start without you. That would be shameful. (megawatt smile and laughs)

Myles grunts: Do I have to go out like this. Here I am. I can’t get the back zipper up. Could someone please help me? Now I know how a woman feels when she is getting ready for a night on the town. (laughs)

Bobby: I say this experiment tonight will allow you to score points with the ladies. Of course, you’d be better off if you choose someone outside of the bureau to date. (laughs)

D: Don’t worry, Myles. We promise to keep your tryst with Giuseppe a secret. (laughs)

Jack: Boys, let’s go. SOG has Giuseppe in their sights. Myles, time for you to turn on the charm. And don’t forget to be nice. (megawatt smile and laughs)

Bobby: If you pretend to purr like a kitten, I guarantee you’ll have Giuseppe so obsessed with you. He won’t even see us when we blast our way into the room. (smile and laughs)

Myles grunts: The body wire is in place. Let’s get this over with.

D: Ready or not. It’s time to show them what you’ve got, “Marianne”. Good luck buddy. (smile and laughs)

King Cobra Nightclub –“Marianne” Debut

Myles a.k.a. “Marianne” walks into the nightclub and greets Giuseppe Del Marco. He is clearly taken by “Marianne”. He invites her for a tequila sunrise. “Marianne” bats her eyelashes at Giuseppe and walks down to the basement sashaying his hips. They sit on the red couch. Giuseppe starts to butter up “Marianne” and tells her to go sit on the bed. “Marianne” replies; “I don’t know what to do. This is all new for me. Would you mind showing me the ropes?” Giuseppe gets this glint in his eyes. Myles whispers in the body wire to the guys, “Boys get ready to move on my signal”. Just as Giuseppe is about take his shirt off; Myles whispers “send in team one”.

And Jack, Bobby, Dimitrius and the other FBI agents blast in and surround the nightclub. Bobby has the honor of cuffing Giuseppe Del Marco. He can only stare as “Marianne” pulls off the wig. Myles smiles at Giuseppe De Marco and says, “It’s nice to meet you. Unfortunately for you, I work for the FBI. Myles Leland the third at your service. Your prize is a round trip ticket to prison. You may not stop to collect $200 at least not for the next 30 years to life. Take him away, boys”.

Myles: Thank you, thank you. I need a long cold shower. To wipe off the slime I just touched. (laughs)

D: Impressive. That was quite a performance. Oscar caliber I would say, “Marianne”. (smiles and laughs)

Bobby: Yeah. And nobody could wear that killer dress and look that good like our very own “Marianne”. (smile and laughs)

Jack: Good job “Marianne”. My hats off to you! And this time you didn’t have to resort to buying a trip to Italy just to win a date. I think if we hadn’t come in when we did, Giuseppe would have whisked you away to Florence, Italy and no one would be the wiser. (megawatt smile and laughs)

Myles grunts: Did you three take a Ha-Ha pill before coming to my rescue? Let’s head back to the bureau. How any sane woman walk around with high heels all day long is beyond me?

Jack: Maybe you should ask Lucy, Tara, and Sue why their shoes don’t hurt them. (megawatt smile and laughs)

Myles grunts: Did I mention that my feet are killing me. And I need a nice massage and spa treatment.

D: That is more than I wanted to know about you “Marianne”. (laughs)