Bobby: Are you sure you have enough wallpaper, as it is Sparky? (smile and laughs)

Jack: Oh yeah. Sue bought extra, since she figured I wouldn’t be able to do this on my own. Now let’s get to work. Don’t forget we have to paint the playroom. You guys are not leaving my house until this is all done by early evening. (megawatt smile and laughs)

Bobby: Do you know which colors to use Sparky? Did Sue give the okay? (lighthearted smile and laughs)

Jack: Yes. Sue picked out the paint colors and she was mad at me because I told her she wouldn’t be able to paint in her condition. (cheerful smile, laughs, and rolling eyes)

D: You actually said that to her? You’re not supposed to get a pregnant woman, especially your own wife upset with you. There’s no telling what she will do to you, man. (cheerful smile and teases Jack)

Jack: In my own defense, I was just trying to be helpful. Besides I want Sue to have plenty of rest before our twins arrive. What’s wrong with that? (inquisitive smile)

D: Nothing if you don’t want to live to see tomorrow. (laughs) Jack, you know pregnant women dislike husbands who control their every move. So don’t. (cheerful smile and teases Jack)

Jack: Now you tell me Dimitrius. So that’s why Sue has given me the evil eye quite a few times already. I better be more careful around my wife. (cheerful smile and laughs)

D: Look I’ve been where you are now. The best thing you can do is get out of their way. But also be there for them when they need you the most. Listen to your wife when she complains and hug her unless of course she tells you not to touch her. (laughs) Women and their hormones, you never know what to expect. (rolling eyes at Jack) And bulk up on plenty of earplugs. (cheerful smile and teases Jack)

Jack: Huh? Is that a joke? Why would I need earplugs? (dazed smile and rolling eyes at Dimitrius)

D: Because once Sue’s in the delivery room, she’s going to be screaming her head off. And she’ll more than likely grab your hand and squeeze really hard until all the blood in your circulation is cut off or at least it feels that way. Your hand will be numb for hours. (cheerful smile and laughs)

Jack: There’s going to be screaming? Nobody ever told me that. (laughs) I hope I don’t faint in the delivery room. (dazed smile)

Bobby: You’re FBI, tough guy. When criminals hear Sparky coming, they run the other direction. And you’ve seen a lot of gory stuff. Being there when your twins are born will be a piece of cake. (cheerful smile and laughs)

D: Oh yeah. I guarantee you there will be plenty of screaming and crying in the delivery room. But you know what else. Women have been doing this, going through labor, since time began. They’re tough, dare I say it, tougher than we are in fact. Just don’t tell Donna I said that. Once you hold your baby in your arms, in your case two babies; nothing can compare to that moment. It is the greatest feeling in the world. Second only to the day you married the love of your life. (cheerful smile)

Jack: Yeah they are tough. I’ll have to keep telling myself that. Thanks for the advice, Dimitrius. We better get back to work. I would like to show Sue the completed nursery tonight. She’s going to be so surprised. (megawatt smile)

Myles: Did you say something about painting a playroom? Your babies are not going to know the difference between where they sleep and where they play. (smile and laughs)

Jack: Yes. We are going to paint the playroom. That’s where all the toys and other baby furniture will be kept. And when they are older they’ll each have their own room. (megawatt smile and rolling eyes at Myles)